legally an adult, mentally a squid
why do greek gods have to fuck up so much shit god damn just stay on your mountain and eat your fucking ambrosia and leave people alone
most annoying tumblr trends 2013!!!
- "swiggity swag"
- "do he got a booty"
- "bitch i might be"
and now, sliding into place right on time:
- "surprise bitch"
The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
jesus this post is one train wreck after another