pangalacticgargleblastr

Anonymous asked:

you look fucking stupid in a dress, DUDE

dajo42 answered:

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come closer one second

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little closer

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okay close enough

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i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?

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that would be me.

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do you know what this crown means?

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it means i look fucking cute

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and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt

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now as your fucking queen, i royally declare

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that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema

pangalacticgargleblastr:

A listerine enema. A FUCKING LISTERINE ENEMA. Fucking epic. 

mellow-coconut

mintprincen:

goddess-of-apples:

snorlaxlovesme:

rosereturns:

things said in majority of movies:

  • "I TRUSTED YOU!!"
  • "she’s not just some girl!"
  • "I should have told you this a long time ago."
  • "I’m not a little girl anymore!!"
  • "but I love him!!"

-“You’re giving up your dream!”
  “No dad, I’m giving up YOUR dream.”

"I knew your father. He was a good man."

*girl walks downstairs*

Guy: Wow… you look… great.

NYC TRIP

NYC followers, I’ll be in your neck of the woods from Tuesday through Thursday. Let’s meet up! Show me around your city.

I’ve also got an extra ticket to LFC v. Man City at Yankee Stadium on Wednesday (in the LFC supporters’ section). It’s $90 if you want to come and hang out with me while I fanboy over my club and take lots of photos. So, let me know!